The Ivy League can’t catch a break these days.
I was twelve when this video came out, which was either just the right time for it to have or precisely the wrong. I dunno.
Which of these things is not like the other.
From Heavy Metals in Protein Drinks Raise Concern (6/1/10):
[“Arsenic, cadmium, and lead]…have been found in worrisome amounts in some popular muscle-building protein drinks”
Which is to say, arsenic was founded in high quantities in Muscle Milk
From A Bacterium That Can Grow by Using Arsenic Instead of Phosphorus (12/2/10):
“When grown under [arsenic] conditions, GFAJ-1 cells had more than 1.5-fold greater intracellular volume as compared to [non-arsenic bacteria]
Which is to say, arsenic made the bacteria bigger.
Thus, arsenic was only put into protein power by the premonatory genius of the good people at Muscle Milk to make us 1.5 times bigger. QED.
The best thing I’ve learned from casually perusing the 250,000+ pages of Wikileaks’ Cablegate is that Gaddafi uses Botox to maintain his beauty (inner beauty?).